"Star Trek" Quotes Part 13: "ST:TNG" Season 6 Riker: "Sensors?" Data: "I am having difficulty scanning the object. It appears to be approximately two-hundred-million kilometers in diameter." Riker: "That's nearly as large as the Earth's orbit around the sun." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "Mister Data, could this be a Dyson Sphere?" Data: "The object does fit the general parameters of Dyson's theory." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "A Dyson sphere?" Picard: "A very old theory, Number One, I'm not surprised that you haven't heard of it. In the twentieth century, a physicist called Freeman Dyson postulated the theory that an enormous hollow sphere could be constructed around a star. This would have the advantage of harnessing all the radiant energy of that star, and any population living on the interior surface would have virtually inexhaustable sources of power." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "Are you saying you think there're people living in there?" Data: "Possibly a great number of people, Commander. The interior surface area of a sphere this size is the equivalent of more than two-hundred and fifty million Class-M planets." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "Commander, the transporter is still online. It's being fed power from the auxillary systems." Riker: "The rematerialization subroutine's been disabled." LaForge: "Yeah, and that's not all. The phase inducters are connected to the emitter array. The override is completely gone, and the pattern buffer's been locked into a continuous diagnostic cycle." Riker: "This doesn't make any sense. Locking the unit into a diagnostic mode just sends the matter array through a pattern buffer. Why would anyone--" LaForge: "There's a pattern in the buffer still." Riker: "It's completely intact. There's less than point-zero-zero-three percent signal degredation. How is that possible?" LaForge: "I don't know, I've never seen a transporter jury-rigged like this before." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for seventy-five years?" LaForge: "I know a way to find out." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Ah, thank you, lad." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "I'm Commander William Riker, Starship Enterprise. Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge." Scott: "The Enterprise? I should've known. I bet Jim Kirk himself pulled the gal out of mothballs to come looking for me!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Captain Montgomery Scott. Tell me, how long have I been missing?" Riker: "Well--" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "Captain Scott, Lieutenant Worf." Scott: "'Lieutenant'?" Worf: "Yes." Riker: "Captain, perhaps there are a few things we should talk about." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Riker: "We should probably get you to Sickbay. Doctor Crusher will want to have--" Scott: "You've changed the resonator array!" Riker: "Geordi, I think our guest is going to have a lot of engineering questions." LaForge: "Not to worry, Commander, I'll take care of it." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "What've you done with the duotronic enhancers?" LaForge: "Well, those were *replaced* with isolinear chips about forty years ago. A lot more efficient now. Oh, that's an EPS power tap there!" Scott: "Ahh." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Oh, is that a conduit interface?" LaForge: "Yeah, it is." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "You were saying it's as big as life. You mean the Dyson sphere." Scott: "Aye, a natural Dyson sphere! Can you imagine the engineering skills needed to design such a structure?" LaForge: "Yeah, I know, it's pretty amazing." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "Can I ask you a question? What in the world made you think of using the transporter pattern buffer to survive?" Scott: "Well, we didn't have enough supplies to wait for the rescue, so we had to think of something." LaForge: "Yeah, but locking it into a diagnostic cycle so that the pattern wouldn't degrade and then cross-connecting it with the phase inducers to provide a regenerative power source. That's absolutely brilliant." Scott: "Well, I think was only fifty percent brilliant. Franklin deserves better." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "You know, I think you're going to enjoy the twenty-fourth century, Mister Scott. We've made some pretty incredible advances these last eighty years." Scott: "Oh, from what I've seen, you've got a fine ship, Mister LaForge. A real beauty here. I must admit to being a bit overwhelmed." LaForge: "Hmm, wait 'til you see the Holodeck." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Well, I'll say this about your Enterprise. The doctors are a fair sight prettier." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise, Captain Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me 'Scotty'." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "How're you feeling?" Scott: "I don't know. How am I feeling?" Beverly: "Other than a few bumps and bruises, I'd say you feel fine for a man of a hundred and forty-seven." Scott: "And I don't feel a day over a hundred and twenty." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "I need to get down to Engineering to begin that analysis." Scott: "'Engineering'? I thought you'd never ask!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Beverly: "Captain, the first thing you need to get is some rest. Now this has been a shock to your system and I want you to not push yourself." LaForge: "We're pretty busy down there anyway, Captain Scott. I promise I'd be happy to give you a tour just as soon as the doctor says it's okay." Beverly: "I'll find someone to show you your quarters." Scott: "Aye..." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Good lord, man, where have you put me?" Kane: "These are standard guest quarters, sir. I can try and find something bigger if you want." Scott: "'Bigger'? In my day, even an admiral wouldn't have had such quarters in a starship!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "You know, I remember a time we had to transport the Dohlman of Elas. You never had anyone whine and complain so much about quarters as she did." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "You know, these quarters remind me of a hotel room in Argelius. Oh now there is a planet! Everything a man wants right at his fingertips! 'Course, in the first visit, I got into a *wee* bit of trouble!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Bartel: "Can I help you, sir?" Scott: "Oh, I don't think so, lassie, but I'll let you know if you can." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "We're in Engineering. Call me 'Scotty'!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "I'm not here for a tour, laddie. I'm here to help!" LaForge: "That's very kind, but I'm sure we can handle it." Scott: "I was a Starfleet engineer for fifty-two years, Mister LaForge. I think I'm still useful." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Laddie, you need to phase-lock the warp fields within three percent, or they'll become unstable!" LaForge: "What?!" Scott: "Well look here! The warp--" LaForge: "We use a multi-phase auto-containment field now. It's meant to operate above three percent." Scott: "Uh, well, that would make the difference." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "I remember...a time when the old Enterprise was spiraling towards Psi 2000. And the captain wanted to try a cold start of the warp engines. And I told him, that without a proper phase-lock, it would take at least thirty minutes. 'You cannot change the laws of physics!', I told him! But, he wouldn't believe me! So, I had to come up with a whole new engine start-up routine." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Do you know that your dilithium crystals are going to fracture?!" LaForge: "We recomposit the crystals while they're still inside the articulation frame." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. They want everything right now, and they want it their way. But the secret is to give only what they need, not what they want!" LaForge: "Yeah, well I told the captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour." Scott: "How long would it really take?" LaForge: "An hour!" Scott: "Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would *really* take, did you?" LaForge: "Well of course I did." Scott: "Oh, laddie, you've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "Captain Scott! I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite. But I've got a job to do here! And quite frankly, you're in the way!" Scott: "I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in *diapers*! I think you'd be a little grateful for some help! I'll leave you to work, Mister LaForge!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?" Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born. And I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definately not scotch." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Data: "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of synthehol." Scott: "'S-synthehol'?" Data: "Yes, sir. It is an alcohol-substitute now being served aboard starships. It simulates the appearance, taste, and smell of alcohol, but the intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "You're not quite, uh, *human*, are you?" Data: "No, sir. I am an android. Lieutenant Commander Data." Scott: "Synthetic scotch, synthetic commanders." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "What is it?" Data: "It is-- Hm! It is-- It is *green*." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters." Scott: "The Enterprise! Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering piece of--" Computer: "There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number." Scott: "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody 'A', 'B', 'C', or 'D'." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Here's to you, lads." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "I don't know what it is exactly, but I would be *real* careful. It's real--" Picard: "Aldeberan whisky. Who do you think gave it to Guinan?" Scott: "Ahh." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "Constitution class." Scott: "Aye. You're familiar with them?" Picard: "There's one in the Fleet Museum, but...but then, of course, this is *your* Enterprise." Scott: "I actually served on two. This was the first. She was also the first ship I ever served on as Chief Engineer. You know, I served aboard eleven ships...freighters, cruisers, starships...but this is the only one I think of. The only one I miss." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "The first vessel I that I served on as captain, was called the 'Stargazer'. It was an overworked, underpowered vessel, always on the verge of flying apart at the seams. And every measurable sense, my Enterprise is far superior. But there are times, when I would give almost everything, to command the Stargazer again." Scott: "Yeah, it's like the first time you fall in love. You don't ever love a woman quite like that again." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "To the Enterprise and the Stargazer. Old girlfriends we'll never meet again." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Scott: "She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But..." Scott: "But...when I was here, I could tell you the speed we were traveling by the feel of the deckplates. But on your ship, I feel like I'm just in the way." Picard: "Oh, seventy-five years is a long time." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "If you would care to study some technical schematics or--" Scott: "I'm not eighteen! I can't start out like a raw cadet! Yeah, there a comes a time when a man finds that he can't fall in love again. He knows that it's time to stop." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "I don't belong on your ship. I belong on this one. This was my home. This is where I had a purpose. But it's not real. It's just a computer- generated fantasy. And I'm just an old man who's trying to hide in it." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It's time I acted my age." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "Mister LaForge...I would like *you* to accompany Captain Scott. LaForge: "Me, sir." Picard: "Yes. Look, this is not an order. It's a request, and it's one that you must feel perfectly free to decline. You see, one of the most important things in a person's life is to feel *useful*. Now, Mister Scott is a Starfleet officer, and I would like him to feel useful again." LaForge: "I'll go with him, sir." Picard: "Thank you." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "Are you feeling all right?" Scott: "Well, never get drunk unless you're willing to pay for it the next day. I'll manage." LaForge: "Okay..." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "But when they can build ships like your Enterprise, who would want to pilot an old bucket like this?" LaForge: "I don't know, if this ship were operational, I'd bet she'd run circles around the Enterprise at impulse speeds. Just because something's old doesn't mean you throw it away." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown LaForge: "You know, if we could get these engines back online, we could track them with their impulse ion trail." Scott: "Are you deaf? The main drive assembly's shot, the inducers have melted, the power couplings are wrecked. We'd need a week just to get started! But, we don't have a week, so, we've no sense in crying about it!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Shut the duterium from the main cryo pump to the auxillary tank." LaForge: "The tank can't withstand that kind of pressure." Scott: "Where'd you get that idea?!" LaForge: "What do you where'd I get that idea? It's in the impulse engine specifications." Scott: "Regulation 42/15? Pressure variances on the IRC Tank storage?" LaForge: "Yeah!" Scott: "Forget it. I wrote it. A good engineer is always a *wee* bit conservative, at least on paper." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Take the Bridge, Commander." LaForge: "Oh no. You're the senior officer here." Scott: "Oh, I may be captain by rank, but I never wanted to be anything else but an engineer." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Data: "I will endeavor to speed up the process, sir." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "I bet you two bottles of scotch that they're inside the sphere. And that they went *in* right through the hatch." LaForge: "Yeah, no bet here." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "Geordi, I have spent my whole life, trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things. I'm telling you, as one engineer to another...I can *do* this." --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "The plasma intercooler's gone! The engines are overheating!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "It's coming apart, lad! I can't do anything else!" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Scott: "There now, that wasn't so bad, was it?" --"Relics", Stardate Unknown Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 46125.3 Starfleet has dispatched two science vessels to study the Dyson sphere, while we proceed to Starbase 55." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 LaForge: "So, this alien space-baby, which is about the size of a four story building, *really* felt the Enterprise was its mother." Scott: "Oh, you're pulling an old man's leg!" LaForge: "No, really! It was suckling power directly from ship's fusion reactors. So Doctor Brahms and I changed the power frequency from twenty-one centimeters to point-zero-two centimeters." Scott: "And you soured the milk!" --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Scott: "Oh, enjoy these times, Geordi. You're the chief engineer of a starship. And it's a time of your life that'll never come again. When it's gone, it's gone." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Scott: "Now, lad, I thought you were going to buy me a drink in Ten-Forward." LaForge: "Actually, I had a better idea." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Scott: "You're giving me one of your shuttles?" Picard: "Well, call it an 'extended loan'. Since you lost your ship saving ours it seemed only fair." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Riker: "She's not much to look at." Scott: "Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for her." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 LaForge: "Well, she's a little slow, but she'll certainly get you to the Norpon Colony, if that's really where you want to go." Scott: "The Norpon Colony is for old men to retire. Maybe someday, I'll end up there. But not yet." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Picard: "Well, bon voyage, Mister Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir. For everything." Data: "Mister Scott." Troi: "Good-bye." Scott: "Bye-bye." Riker: "Scotty." Scott: "Thank you." Beverly: "Bye. Be well." Scott: "Mmm." Worf: [No comment] Scott: [No comment] --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Scott: "A good crew." LaForge: "Yeah, they are." Scott: "And a fine ship. A credit to her name. But I've found that a ship is only as good as the engineer who takes care of her. And from what I can see, the Enterprise is in good hands." --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 LaForge: "You take care of yourself out there." Scott: "Aye!" --"Relics", Stardate 46125.3 Data: "Throughout the ages, from Keats to Giorchamo, poets have composed 'odes' to individuals who have had a profound effect upon their lives. In keeping with that tradition, I have written my next poem...in honor of my cat. I call it, 'Ode...to Spot'." --"Schisms", Stardate 46 Data: "Felus catus. Is your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Control your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents. You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions. Oh, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Cannote a fairly well developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend." --"Schisms", Stardate 46 Data: "Commander Riker, you have anticipated my denouement. However, the sentiment is appreciated. I will continue." --"Schisms", Stardate 46 Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 46192.3. We have arrived at Starbase 112 with the loading-relief supplies destined for Tagra IV, an ecologically-devastated planet in the Argoles Cluster. We have also taken on a rather unusual passenger." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "Her transcript is *very* impressive. She's done honors work in neurobiology, plasmadynamics, and nicoregeneration. I'd say that's pretty well-rounded." Rogers: "Well that's a nice way of saying that I haven't decided what I'm going to do with my life." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "I've arranged to have you work in all the major departments while you're here. And I'm willing to bet that by the time it's over, you'll have a pretty idea what field you're interested in." Picard: "Or, at least what field you're *not* interested in." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "And Miss Rogers..." Rogers: "Yes?" Picard: "You've won yourself a rare opportunity. Avail yourself of it." Rogers: "I will, sir. And thank you." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "For me?" Riker: "It's all yours." Rogers: "It's so...*big*." [Laughs] Riker: "For honors students, only the best." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "Well, I could've brought my zoo." Riker: "Your 'zoo'?" Rogers: "Well, it's just what my parents call it. Three dogs isn't that many, is it?" Riker: "It depends how they get along." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Riker: "I have to get going. I have to get back to Cargo Bay Two." Rogers: "Well, tha, thanks for...walking me down." Riker: [Smiles] "Sure." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "See all these readouts? That's your heart rate, your blood pressure, all your vital signs. You're in good shape! You might just live to be my age." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "I hear you've been accepted to the Academy. I have a son there." Rogers: "Oh. Being posted on the Enterprise, I guess you don't get to see him very often." Beverly: "No, not as much as I'd like." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "Did you have any other children?" Beverly: "My husband died a number of years ago, Wes was our only child." Rogers: "Was he old enough to know his father?" Beverly: "Jack died when he was five." Rogers: "My parents died when I was a baby too. I don't remember anything about them. Sometimes I wonder what they were like." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 LaForge: "Commander, are you all right?! You okay?" Riker: "I didn't see it coming." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "Hard to imagine how much energy is harnessed in there." Data: "Imagination is not necessary. The scale is readily quantifiable. We are presently generating twelve-point-seven-five billion gigawatts per--" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Data: "Temperature in the reaction chamber...has returned to normal." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Commander, have you been able to determine the cause of the warp breach?" LaForge: "No, sir. Everything was normal, and then, suddenly, it's like the laws of physics went right out the window." Q: [Flash] "And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Q!" Q: "Mon capitan." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Are you responsible for this incident in Engineering?" Q: "Of course! I needed to find out if what I suspected about the girl were true." Picard: "That being..." Q: "That she's Q." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Troi: "Amanda's a Q?" Beverly: "How is that possible? Her, her parents, her biological parents were human!" Q: "Well, not exactly. They had *assumed* human form, in order in visit Earth, I suppose, for, for amusement. But in *vulgar* human fashion, they proceeded to conceive a child." [Winks at Beverly] "And then like markish humans, they became attached to it." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "What is it about these *squirming* little infants that you find so appealing?" Beverly: "I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension, Q." Q: "I desparately hope so." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "None of us knew whether she had inherited the capacities of the Q, but recently they've become to emerge, and uh, as an expert in humanity, I was sent to investigate." Riker: "You? An expert in humanity." Q: "Not a very *challenging* field of study, I grant you." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 LaForge: "Are you saying that you created a core breach just to...*test* this girl?" Q: "Uh-huh." Troi: "What would have happened if she couldn't stop it?" Q: "Then I would've known that she wasn't a Q!" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "If this child does not learn how to control her powers, she accidentally destroy herself. Or all of you! Or perhaps your entire galaxy!" Picard: "I find it hard to believe that you're here to do us a favor." Q: "You're quite right, I wouldn't. But there are those in the Qontinuum, who have an *overexaggerated* sense of responsibility. They think that we need to take precautions to the little dear from running amok." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "And once you've taught her, then you'll go away?" Q: "And leave her here? Of course not! She'll come back to the Qontinuum where she belongs." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "Wait a minute! You, you can't just come in here and take her away from everything she's ever known!" Q: [Laughs] "I assure you I can." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "She has plans for herself! A career and a family!" Q: "I'm *rescuing* her from that miserable existence." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Beverly: "That 'miserable' existence is all she's known for the last eighteen years. You have *no* right to take her away from it!" Q: "Mon capitan, I *really* think we need to speak privately." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "Well, there now, that's better. Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child. Let her know that she can...trust me." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "I don't trust you, Q. Why should I expect Amanda to?" Q: "Well, she'd better, because I'm all she's got. She needs me to help her prepare for her future with the Q." Picard: "But what if she doesn't want that future? It must be her decision!" Q: "Oh, *yes*, *yes*, *yes*!" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "Do you think that she will want to remain an emfeebled mortal?" Picard: "But if she really is Q, she must understand what that means." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Very well, I will introduce you. But...we cannot argue like this in front of her. We must at least appear to be..." Q: [Embraces Picard] "Pals?" Picard: "*Civil*." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "There's my girl!" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "Amanda, uh, allow me to introduce, uh, Q, uh, he's, um, he's an aquaintance of ours. We've, uh, we've known him...for years." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "Very impressive the way you contained that explosion. What else have you done?" Rogers: "I, I don't understand." Q: "Telekinesis, teleportation," [Looks at Picard] "Spontaneous combustion of someone you don't like. That sort of thing?" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "She has *potential*, this one." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "I, I don't want to go anywhere." Q: "Don't worry. With time you'll overcome the disadvantages you suffered as a child. No one will hold it against you for having been human." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Rogers: "Leave me alone! I'm not going anywhere with you!" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "You agree that she has a right to choose her own future, but the first chance you get, you try to abduct her!" Q: "Oh! You're overreacting as usual, Picard. I was merely testing her powers." --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Q: "She's quite a little spitfire now, isn't she?" --"True Q", Stardate 46192.3 Picard: "I'm really not much of an actor." --"A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate 46 Picard: "I'm much too busy to learn a part." Beverly: "Don't worry! I'm not asking you to play a lead or something." --"A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate 46 Beverly: "Don't worry, Jean-Luc, it's the butler, only two lines!" --"A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate 46 Worf: "You wrote this program yourself?" Alexander: "Lieutenant Barkley helped me." --"A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate 46 Worf: "Hmm, I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program." --"A Fistful Of Datas", Stardate 46 Alexander: "No, no, no, no. That was too easy. 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